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The Funniest “Bachelorette” Tweets From This Season
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3.
No one’s slick as Gaston
No one’s quick as Gaston
No one’s neck’s as incredibly thick as Gaston’s
#TheBachelorette
4.
Clare: Dale is out of this world. He’s so unique
Dale:#TheBachelorette #bachelorette
6.
Clare:
– gets pissed when guys don’t jump at the opportunity to talk to her
– gets pissed when a guy didn’t know anything about her
– rewards men for breaking the rules#TheBachelorette
8.
I’m starting to think Clare should’ve gone to therapy instead of being on the bachelorette. #TheBachelorette
12.
Honestly I would rather watch a whole season of Bennett inviting the other men one by one into his suite, doing face masks, and getting to know each other by the pool.
#thebachelorette
13.
ABC: We need an older woman to be #thebachelorette so we can give America the mature, less dramatic season it deserves.
Clare:
18.
Apparently Claire got this close to Zach before realizing he is in fact not actually Dale #TheBachelorette #bachelorette
20.
clare: “i can’t believe they just roasted my fiancé like that”
everyone else:
#bachelorette
22.
never once did i think in the year of our lord 2020 i would find myself rooting for someone like bennett #bachelorette
23.
Clare: the men seem to be making some jokes about Dale
*Bennett seizing the moment*
#bachelorette #TheBachelorette
29.
Claire: “My parents got engaged after knowing each other for three weeks”
Dale after knowing claire for 3 weeks:
#TheBachelorette #bachelorette
30.
Neil Lane when Chris Harrison facetimed him asking for a ring two weeks into filming #TheBachelorette
31.
#TheBachelorette
When you came on the bachelorette to be famous but then you have to get married after 1 date
34.
Clare: pours her heart out
Dale: yea that’s wild right
Me :
#bachelorette #BachelorNation #TheBachelorette
37.
Me watching Clare cry that Dale “showed up” for the millionth time #BachelorNation #TheBachelorette
38.
Dale when Clare yelled “BABIES” after Chris Harrison asked what’s next #TheBachelorette
39.
Me on the phone with ABC customer service for wasting half of this episode on Clare and Dale #TheBachelorette #bachelorette
40.
All of America when Chris Harrison says we’re getting back to Tayshia after the break #TheBachelorette
42.
2020 is proud to replace “helicopter rides over exotic tropical islands” with “pony rides around a La Quinta Inn and Suites while Chris Harrison randomly pops up with snacks from the 7-eleven” #thebachelorette
43.
BREAKING NEWS: chris harrison is now in the hospital for his back injury from carrying the show #TheBachelorette
45.
THAT’S IT IM ROOTING FOR YOU BRENDAN YOU PRECIOUS MUNCHKIN! #TheBachelorette #bachelorette
46.
You guys Joe is a 36-year-old anesthesiologist with a beautiful man bun and a legit sense of humor who declares himself “a lover not a fighter” AND LOOKS. LIKE. THIS.
I…I SUDDENLY SEE NO OTHER OPTIONS!?!?!
#TheBachelorette
47.
You know who would NEVER humor toxic masculinity and take the wrestling date way too seriously… #TheBachelorette
49.
I’m sorry is Ed blocking the baby’s ears so he doesn’t hear this fight?? #TheBachelorette
50.
Ed: “well take your medium shirt and sit down”
Chasen: “ITS ACTUALLY A LARGE”
#theBachelorette
Source: The Funniest "Bachelorette" Tweets From This Season
